Marriage SMS

☻Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).

☻Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

☻A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

☻A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

☻There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."

☻Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

☻Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

☻Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!

☻Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole



☻The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...

☻The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, cos that is what you'll be walking down.
Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive.
Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.
While the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words
...Aisle, alter hymn (I'll alter him)

☻Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

☻A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

☻There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

☻I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...

☻Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

☻One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

☻What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

☻Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

☻After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."


☻I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

☻I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel Coward

☻Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

☻The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge

☻A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

☻A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne

☻Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative. - Unknown

☻Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

☻Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith

☻There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - James Holt McGavran

☻The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

☻An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

☻Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams

☻A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.

☻They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

☻There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. - Clint Eastwood

☻The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake - Unknown.

☻A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. - Marvin Kitman

☻Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx

☻After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi

☻A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

☻The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman

☻Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. - Mae West

☻The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him - Cher

☻I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. - Max Kauffmann

☻I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli

☻I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

☻When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

☻Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. - Benjamin Franklin

☻Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim Backus

☻By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

☻A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted - Helen Rowland

☻Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

☻All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. - Lord Byron

☻Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henry Youngman

☻Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. - G. K. Chesterton

☻My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

☻I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

☻I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man. - Jean Harlow

☻Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hoffman

☻To the bride and groom - may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations...

☻To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse.

☻To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!

☻Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"

☻You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

☻May the best of your past be the worst of your future

☻Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!

☻May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment

☻To our wives and lovers...may they never meet!

☻Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

☻May you grow old on one pillow.

☻Dear [bride's name],

☻Isn't it quite funny how History repeats itself?
[Bride's Age] years ago your Mother and Father were putting you to bed with a dummy...and now it's happening all over again

☻I've known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

☻Here's to the bride - may she share everything with her husband...and that includes the housework.

☻To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out

☻To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life...

☻To my wife...my bride...my joy

☻May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

☻May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

☻A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's to you, my beautiful bride.

☻May our children be blessed with rich parents

☻Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

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☻Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

☻A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"

☻Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.

☻Wife to Husband :
“You spent
6 nights creating a
45 minute Powerpoint
to explain Why You
Don’t have 5 minutes
to Clean out the Litter Box.?”

☻Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this,
I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

☻They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank

☻A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

☻Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

☻Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

☻Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

☻Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

☻Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!

☻After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

☻For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!

☻A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"
His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"

☻What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.



☻Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..



☻True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!



☻A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds..
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage.......

☻Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??
.
.
Bcoz
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.
Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)

☻Wife: Last night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, and I saw your dad paying the bill! Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them. Wall or Bridge? Remember you are the architect of your life.

☻Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If u find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.


☻Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."

☻My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale


☻Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!



☻Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .

Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .

Both Are Mistaken



☻My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher.

☻''MARRIAGE''
Is Nature's Way
Of Preventing
''PEOPLE''
From Fighting With
''STRANGERS'' ... ;->

☻Secret of Happy Marriage - ACCEPT -
Attraction,
Communication,
Commitment,
Enjoyment,
Purpose,
Trust.
Follow these and dat home of urs will be heaven.

☻Love is one long sweet dream,
and marriage is the alarm clock

☻philosophy Of Life :
? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

☻Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

☻A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

☻What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

☻Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

☻First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

☻Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

☻Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
.
.
365 days,
.
.
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
.
.
.
.
Get Married…

☻The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!

☻Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..

☻Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

☻“When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense

☻One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

☻It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

☻Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

☻Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

☻Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

☻After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

☻Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

☻Marriage is very important part of life.
You know why?
?
?
?
?
?
Because
“Life is not only about happiness”

☻Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

☻Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.


☻Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not [...]


☻Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?

☻Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!

☻Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

☻The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

☻Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
.
.
.
.
“Watch Man”

☻Wife: You changed after marriage.
Husband: I’ve told you that
“I am not interested in Married womans”

☻Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Can a woman make you a millionaire?
.
.
.
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!

☻A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

☻Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest

☻Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

☻What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mecedes
and you don’t know whether to laught or cry..!

☻There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

☻Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.

☻Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.
So I created Mother.
Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.
So I created Mother-In-Law.

☻Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

☻Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.

☻A man walking down a street heard a voice.
“if you take 1 more step,
a brick will fall down and kill you.
He stopped & a brick fell before him.
He went on,
while crossing road he heard again stop,
just a car missed him.
Man asked who are you?
I am your guardian angel”
Man said, Where were you when I got [...]

☻There are many brave men
who are adventurous and
are never afraid to fight.
Some join army,
others get married … ;-

☻Marriage Advice
Whenever you are wrong admit it
Whenever you are right shut up

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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.
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Yet to be seen.


☻A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ...


After Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other ...


And


A Few Years Later
"MAD" Because Of Each Other...

Good Morning SMS

☻Hey Sleeping Bird!
Come Back From The Dreams
New Day Has Been Started
Welcome To Another Lovely Morning
Have A Nice Day.



☻Sun glows for a day,
Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute,
But a good day can glow forever,

So start ur day with a SMILE

Have a nice day!
Good Morning…!


☻May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love

☻Every new day
Is a new chapter of life
Bringing new topics
New moments for life
I wish today all the good
Moments approach
Way to make your day joyful
Good Morning

☻No shadows to depress u,
only joys to surround u,
friends to luv u,
and God himself to bless u.
These r my wishes for today,
tomorrow & everyday.
Good Morning…!!

☻Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world???i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling...Good Morning....

☻Good Morning
“Just For You”
“Must For You”
“First For You”
“Nothing To Wish”
“Nothing 2 Say”
“”Always Be Happy”
“Its My Pray”
“Have A Nice Day:-)

☻I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day

☻A sPecIaL BrEakFasT 4 U
In ThE HoTeL Of My HEART
A BouL Of LOVE
A SPooN Of CÄRÉ
MeNu Is FRNDSHIP
PaY ThE BilL By Ur CuTe SmiLe.
=G= u= D= m=O=r=N=i=n=g

☻Hello, wakeup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

☻Morning Coolness,
Rising Sun,
Singing Birds,
Melting Dew,
Along With This
Little Heart
Wishing You A Very
Glorious Good Morning

☻The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...

☻5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close your eyes,
Take a deep breath, Open your arms wide, Feel your heart beat &
say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!

☻It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.

☻An honest smile from a smiling heart,
Crossing many kilometers,
has just reached to your INBOX,
Wishing you a very happy
GOOD MORNING

☻Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...
Good Morning!

☻All mornings are like Paintings:-
You need a little inspiration to get going,
A little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who
Cares to color your day…GOOD MORNING…..Have a Nice Day..

☻With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....

☻A morning is a wonderful blessing,
either cloudy or sunny.
It stands for hope,
giving us another start
of what we call life.
Have a good morning.

☻Wake up & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.
Stretch those Inzy Winny Bones,
Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell yourself today is a beautiful day,
Good Morning…,

☻Please have a coffee of warm SMS
with sugar of sweet wishes
prepared specially for you
at this cold morning from me.
Never mind if sugar is little,
Bcoz I’ve prepared it for the 1st time.
Good Morning.

☻The sun had raised from the east &
birds are singing happily &
butterflies are around the flowers.
It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say Good Morning to you..

☻Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**

☻M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!
Wish you have nice day
&
of course good morning

☻New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....

☻I just love when morning gets here,
Because i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my best friend.
what a lovely way to start my day.

☻Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning,
it has asilent message saying:
I remember you when I wake up!
Have a nice day!

☻A shining angel stands beside your silky bed
calling your nice name so softly
throwing flowers on you and
saying good morning
have a nice day

☻Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..

☻With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,
Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.
I wish you a very special Good Morning….

☻I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what U hav left! U just came in my mind & left
a SMILE on MY Face. Good Morning

☻The beautiful dreams has come true.
The little cute birds are singing for you.
The rays of sun are touching your beautiful eyes
and
disturbing you for wishing good morning.

☻New day new blessing.Don”t let yesterday”s failures ruin the
beauty of today,because each day has its own promise of
love,joy,forgiveness…..
Good Morning

☻I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me. Good Morning.

☻5 Steps To A Lovely Morning..
1- Open Your Eyes.
2- Take A Deep Breath.
3- Smile A Bit.
4- Open Your Arms Wide.
5- Say, “Its Too Early.
Lets Sleep Again.”

☻Before facing a new day,
bow your head & say this prayer:
“Thank you God for this amazingly dashing sender.
May his smartness inspire me all day long”
good morning!!

☻The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated...Good Morning

☻Dr’s prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.
More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr”s fee…
whole Day think of me….Good Morning…

☻Do you know the meaning of morning.?
morning means: one more inning
given by the god to play and win.
so good morning.
Have a nice day.

☻Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always..Good Morning

☻With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,
Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.
wish you a very special Good Morning….

☻Between 100000 yesterdays & 100000 tomorrows,
There is only one today and I would not let this pass
without saying thanks for
being such a lovely friend… Good Morning…………..

☻Morning is not only sunrise
but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!
“Good Morning“

☻Morning is a good time to
remember all the sweet things
and
all sweet persons in your life
so wake up with your your dreams
Goood Morning

☻Thank you for waking me up.
A warm good morning, after
sweet dreams of last night.
wish you a good day with good morning:)

☻It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do,
Send a good morning sms right back to you,
Good Morning my Friend,
HAVE A GOOD MORNING.

☻Your soul came back from dreaml
and
re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself
slowly open ur eyes
realize its a brand new day
Good Morning

☻We’re not too close in distance.
We’re not too near in miles.
But text can still touch our hearts
and
thoughts can bring us smiles.
Good morning!

☻The sun had rise from the east & birds r singing happily &
butterflies are around the flowers. It is time to wake up &
give a big yawning & say good morning to you..

☻The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously,
I miss you!
Good Morning my freind

☻All d achievements in this world r made by People who had d courage to not to listen to d crowd..
But..
Do wat they felt was right??
Think!!
Gud morning!!

☻Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a
sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open your
eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.

☻God will not give u a burden u can’t handle.
So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve,
Take it as a compliment-god thinks u can do it!
Good morning

☻The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you.
Good Morning

☻Above the dark horizon soon
new light rays wil appear.
They signify to all the world
a fresh new day is here
Good Morning:

☻Good Morning
Always welcome a new day
with a”smile”on your
lips,
“love”in your “heart”
&
“good thoughts”in your “mind”
& you’ll have a wonderful day

☻A Bird That
You Set Free
May Be Caught Again,

But

A Word That
Escapes Your Lips
Will Not Return …
So Think Before You Leap
G o.O d MoRnInG


☻The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously,
I miss you!
Good Morning my friend

☻One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....Good morning...


☻The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you.
Good Morning

☻It is a
S”imple”
M”ind touching”
I”nteractive”
L”ong lasting”
E”ffect which Wins the hearts.
Yes..
Its your “SWEET SMILE”
So Keep smiling always,
good morning!

☻A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of u...

GOOD Morning!

☻Get Up From your Softy Softy Bed…
Open Your…
Teeny Weeny Eyes…
Wash Your
Pinky Shinky Face…
Because…
Some One Wants to WISH You…
Good Morning

☻Morning Voices
Uk: Hi dear
USA:Good morning
China Mehow
Japan:Shanhow
Italy:manichi
India:Namastay
France:sanchay
India: uth baigharat, subah k 8 baj gaye hain


☻(G)rapes
(O)range
sap(O)ta
(D)ates
(M)ango
p(O)megranate
st(R)awberry
water-melo(N)
p(I)neapple
ba(N)ana
(G)uava
Have a fruity day..

☻Hi,now i am coming to meet u…
in the way of sun light…
in the way of sweet breeze…
in the way of good wishes…
just to say good morning…

☻Dear Customer,
Your remaining
Sleeping time
Has expired.
SO
Please
Leave your bed
And get up.
And
say t0 all
G00D M0RNING HAVE A NICE DAY !!!

☻No man in this world is rich
enough to buy his own PAST.
Enjoy each moment
before it gets beyond reach.
Have Good Day!


☻Wrap a rainbow of joy in you heart,
Let the sun paint a smile on your face,
Remove all clouds of doubt & fear
And receive God’s gift of life.
Good Morning!

☻Morning is not only sunrise
but
A beautiful miracle of God
that defeats Darkness & spreads light. May you have a beautiful day always..!!
Good Morning

☻God will not give you a burden, you can’t handle.
So, if you find yourself in a mess
that’s impossible to resolve,
Take challenge as a compliment.
God thinks you can do it!
Good Morning

☻Silent in mouth may avoid many problems..
But..
smile in mouth may solve all the problems..
So always have a sweet, silent smile…
Wish you a good morning and nice day.

☻Whatever is beautiful,
Whatever is meaningful,
whatever gives you Happiness
May all that be your Today,
Tomorrow & Forever ,
GoöD MorninG

☻An ideal day should begin with
a cute little yawn on your face,
A cup of coffee in your hand &
A sms from me on your mobile?!
Have a great day!
Good Morning.

☻Simple music can make you sing,
A simple hug can make you feel better,
Simple things can make you happy.
Hope my simple Hi…!!!
Will make you smile
…Good Morning….

☻Good morning
With a great light of sun
With the songs of birds
With the great Azaan of Masjid
With the Quraan
With the happiness
With a great smile
And with the morning prayer
Have a nice day


☻Morning beauty with cool and soft breeze
are reminders that Allah loves You.
So you should enjoy the day and
make you day a memorable and lovable day!
“GOOD MORNING”:-*

☻Dont read success story.
Read only failure story,
B’coz, failure story you get new idea to win,
from Success story you get only message.
Good morning to u

☻Cheerful people are like Sunlight.
They shine in to the corners of the heart
&
offer bright mornings & fresh hopes.
**Good Morning**
to one such person…

☻Hi to Sweet Person
who passed Sweet Night with a Sweet Dream,
Now want to pass Sweet Day with Sweet talk,
Have a Sweet DAY,
Have a Sweet MORNING!!!

☻“The minute you think of giving up any relation,
think of the reason why you held it so long”
Good morning and have a nice day.

☻An ideal day should begin
with a cute little yawn on your face!
A cup of coffee in your hand
And a message from me on your mobile!!!
Hope you have had all the three!!!
Good Morning….

☻Now SUN is HAPPY and
MOON is Upset
Because
MOON is Missing you and
SUN is with you
Have a Great and
lovely day

☻Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the future.
It’’s something u design 4 the present.
Make each moment a happy one.
I just did it by remembering U!
Good Morning & Have a nice day

☻G-get up
O-open your eyes
O-out of your bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams come true
R-rise and shine
N-new friends
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!

☻An excellent saying
“The Dream is not what you see in sleep,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.”
Good morning

☻Many peoples realize their
heart’s desires late in life
Continue learning
Never stop striving
&
Keep your curiosity sharp
&
You’ll never become too old to
appreciate life
~ Good Morning ~



☻Every sunset gives us,
One day less to live!
But every sunrise give us,
One day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.
Good Day & Good Luck!

And Good Morning

General SMS

☻Abracadabra
Nope, ur still ugly!

☻Ths msg cn only B read by a SEXY person:
Nothing? Sorry, I guess UR just not SEXY… Hey! Dnt force it ugly, get lost!

☻2 cows in a field. 1 cow says 'Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?'
T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.

☻T Japanese hv banned all animal movements after discovering droppings in T Bdding in 2kyo.
Ty Blieve it could B a case of Fu2n Mouse.

☻Hw do U occupy an idiot?
Press down - Press up!

☻2 men R fishing. A funeral march goes by. T 1st man places his h@ on his chest. 2nd man says ''Th@'s nice.
1st man says 'It's T least I cn do. We wr married for 25 years.'

☻Y did T farmer win a noBl prize?
Bcoz he was out st&ing in his field!

☻Y did T jelly baby go 2 school?
Bcoz it wanted 2 B a smarty.

☻Wht do U cll a dog with no legs?
It doesn't m@ter wot U cll him, he ain't gonna cum.

☻For sale complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 74 volumes. Good condition. £1,000 ONO.
No longer needed, got married, T wife knows eVthing!

☻I went 2 by sum camouflage trousers T oTr day
But I cdnt find NE.

☻Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria?
He hrd children wr half price.

☻Y dnt lobsters shR?
Bcoz Ty're shellfish.

☻I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger.
I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!

☻T jogger who overslept found himself running...
l@e.

☻A girl ph1d me T oTr day & said 'Come no over, Tre's nobody home'.
I went over. Nobody was home.

☻Woman asks a barman 'Cn I hv a double entendre please?'
so T barman gave her 1.

☻2 aerials meet on a roof - fell in love & got married.
T ceremony was terrible, but T reception was brilliant!

☻I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day.
He wasn't V happy.

☻Y dnt c@s shv?
Coz 80% prefer Whiskers!

☻Wht do U cll a vicar on a mo2r bike?
Rev.

☻Did U hear about T Dutch man with T infl@able shoes?
He popped his clogs!

☻Chelsea signed 2 players from Icel&.
Ranieri said 'If Ty R no good he wll try Sainsburys.

☻Hw do U communic@e with a fish?
Drop it a line.

☻Wht do elephants hv for dinner?
An hour, just like T rest of T animals.

Naughty SMS

☻Management Lesson
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.

☻Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear


☻A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

☻Girl: If you get a chance,
will you marry me.?
Boy: If I get chance,
why would I marry.

☻He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

☻Define, Biology and sociology?
.
.
.
If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology

☻A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.
Wife Replied:
“Good night Father of none”

☻Five rules of girls
1: Love me but don’t touch me
2: Touch me but don’t kiss me
3: Kiss me but don’t use me
4: Use me but don’t forget me
5: Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!

☻Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

☻Mom: Why are you pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I don’t know, it was a group project

☻When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!

☻What’s the geographical definition of love?
It’s an action done by Pol-land
into Hol-land between Thai-land,
occasionally with a little help from Greece!

☻Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

☻Buy a scooty,
pick a beauty,
drink a frooty,
take her to ooty,
remove her nighty,
do ur duty,
after 9 month get a cuty

☻Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

☻Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay

☻One Boy To Another,
What Did You Do On Mother’s Day?
2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother

☻I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

☻Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally
That’s why boys go to college regularlyv

☻A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

☻In order to get 100/100 in life,
a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent
& the remaining is only 36-24-36

☻A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

☻Similarities of BRA & BAR.
1)Both have same alphabets.
2)Both are drinking zone.
3)Both have restricted time of opening & closing.
4)when both are opened men go crazy.


☻What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!


☻Son – I want a baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a surprise

☻A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!

☻A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”

☻A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

☻Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Student: replied
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.

☻A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.

☻A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see his face carefully!”

☻There is only one perfect child
in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbour has it.

☻One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

☻A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: What happened?
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.

☻1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

☻Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz.
Girl: what?
Boy: your heart.
Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.
Boy: what?
Girl: your bike..;-)

☻Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

☻Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
Two boys love one girl = PROBLEM!
One boy love two girls = TALENT!
Two girls love one boy = Qismat!

☻A man was lost alone on an island.
One day he decide to build a wooden boat.
Suddenly a girl comes and
man used the wood for making bed.
Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p

☻In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

☻He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

☻Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you.
Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ?
I am Miss. Parveen
Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!

☻When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...







VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.



☻YOU! I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH &
YOUR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT!
WHY DID YOU TELL OTHERS MY SECRET?
YOU REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME!
PLEASE STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE

☻Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.

☻Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.

☻Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

☻A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short,protect yourself from men at work”

☻Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

☻In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing
about the New Doctor..
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: And very Quickly too;->

☻Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.

☻An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!

☻Boy 2 Girl: On which date we should marry?
Girl: 22 December!
Boy: Any special about it?
Girl: It is the longest night of the year.

☻Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!

☻Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!

☻Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

A: magnets have a positive side

☻Medical Science Says:
“Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation”
But the Truth is..
“Tighter The Woman’s Clothing,
Faster The Circulation Of MAN’s Bl0od” ;->

☻Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!

☻Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

☻Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

☻A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".

☻In school canteen,
there was a basket of apples with a written note:
“don’t take more than 1, God is watching!”
A little further there was a box of choclates,
a naughty child wrote:
“Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples”

☻Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

☻It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

Cool SMS

☻When You Believe In Someone Deeply,
Mis-understandings Arise,
But Don’t Feel For It…
Because
Some Mis-understandings Are Needed
For Good Understanding..

☻If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!

☻This life is too short to make and accelerate relations,
but I don’t know why people break the developed relations.
This life is too short to say something to loved ones,
but I don’t know why people keep silence for a long period.
This life is too short to make real friends,
but I don’t know why people break friendships.



☻If you will carry on the way
guided by human,
you will find a HOPELESS END.
But if you will carry on the way
guided by Allah, you will find
an ENDLESS HOPE.


☻Life is not just waiting for someone
who is made for you.
But life is living for someone,
who lives because of you.

☻Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.

☻I love photos.
Because the best thing about them is that.
They never change,
Even when the people in them Change.
“William Shakespeare”.

☻We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.

☻Everyday,
Everywhere,
Everytime,
I may not be with you,
But
My Thinking,
My Care,
My SMS,
My Prayers
&
My Lovely Wishes
Are Always With You.

☻U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!

☻If ever you get less SMS from me,
don’t think that I didn’t care for you.
It means that I am searching the
best SMS for a best person like you

☻People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

☻I Never Expect Others To SMS Me.
But I’ll Always Drop My SMS
Into Their Inbox To Show
I Still “Love & Remember” Them
With or Without Their SMS

☻Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

☻Two things can never be defined in whole life,
<1> LOVE: Because you never know who LOVES you how much.
<2> FRIEND: Because you never know how deeply they care about YOU.

☻Always ask God to give u what u deserve,
not what you desire.
Its bcoz your desires may be few,
but you deserves a lot!

☻Some relations are like TOM and JERRY.
They tease each other,
they knock down each other,
they irritate each other
but
they even can’t live without each other!



☻An Excellent RoAd sentence
Written on National Highway:
Go Slow,
Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God!


☻English Wonder
These Words Have Something In Common.
Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven
Could You Identify ?
In each of the words listed,
Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards.
It spells the same.

☻Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine,
They Twist,
Turn & Knock Us Around,
But In The End we Come Out
Cleaner, Brighter & Better Than Before…

☻Sometimes you have to run away.
Not just to create distances.
But to see who cares enough
to run behind you!

☻MY WAY OF LIFE .
People Laugh Because i am Different, .
And i Laugh Because They Are All the Same, .
Thats Called ‘ATTITUDE’…
“LIVE IT YOUR OWN WAY”

☻A popular inspirational speaker said:
Best years of my life were spent
in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!
Audience was shocked and silence.
He added:
She was my mother!
Audience applause and laughter!

☻I’ll walk wid u in every step of Life
But promise me You’ll hide your wings
when we walk together!
cause, i don’t want the world 2 know that u r
. . . . .an “Angle”

☻Our body is fully made of water
but whenever it hurts
blood comes out.
Our heart is full of blood
but whenever it hurts,
water comes from our eyes.

☻Life is a one way road.
Where can see back.
But you can not go back.
So do not miss anything.
Enjoy every second of Life!

☻If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force!
“Inside Life ENDs!”
But…
If it Breaks from inside! “Life Begins!”
“GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside!
So try to make your inside GOOD!

☻A little difference between
Promises & Memories.
Promises: We break them
&
Memories: They break us.

☻Keep a special place for me
in your heart, not in your mind!
Keeping me in your mind
can be dangerous for you
because people say I am
MiNd BloWinG…

☻Happiness cannot be found
when you seek it for yourself
but when you give it to others,
it will find it’s way back to you
that’s the mystery of happiness
it grows when shared.

☻The happiest of people don’t necessarily
have the best of everything.
They just make the most of everything,
that comes along their way.

☻Death is not the greatest loss in life
The greatest loss of life is
when relationship dies among us
while we r alive
So
B strong in your Relations.

☻Expression of the face
could be seen by everyone.
But the depression of heart
could be understood only by the best one.
Don’t lose them in Life.

☻Thousands of languages around this world
but
“smile” can beat them all.
Because
“Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..

☻Some people don’t know
how important their presence is.
How good it feels to have them around.
How comforting their words are.
and
how satisfying is the very thought that they exist.
They wouldn’t know unless we tell them
Like I am telling you now.
You are Truely Valued…!!



☻Best lines by a best friend:
“It hurts me wen u talk to s0me0ne else n n0t me.. ..
it hurts even m0re wen s0me1 else makes u smile n i can’t . . .”


☻Got a gift for you!
No cost! No batteries required!
Tax free, performs silently,
extremely personal!
Fully returnable!
Its a hug from ME to You!!

☻U may meet people,
better than me,
funnier than me,
more beautiful than me,
but one thing i can say 2 u _ _
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.

☻Mobiles are irritating,
Daily charging,
Monthly recharging,
Annoying beeps,
Always disturbing,
But still I love my mobile
because it connects “U & ME”

☻When someone hurts u . . . .
Don’t feel bad because its the law of nature
that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits
gets maximum number of stones

☻A hug is a gift
one size fit all
it can be given in any occasion
so I am send you this hug
to tell you I love you.

☻When U Face Choices…
Just toss a coin..
not just because it settles the question,
but while the coin is in d air,
u will know what ur heart is hoping for !!!

☻the loveliest day comes when
you wake up and find that
love still colors your world
thru people who truly care
and never fail to remember you.

☻There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can�t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)

☻Life + love = happy
Life – love = sad
adding above 2,
Life + love = happy
Life – love = sad
——————–
2Life = happy + sad
So, Life = 1/2happy + 1/2sad

☻I smile at whom I LIKE;
I cry 4 whom i CARE;
I share with whom I LOVE;
i laugh with whom i ENJOY;
i send sms only 2 those
whom i never want 2 lose

☻Realize things before it’s too late.
Accept things than delay them.
Love People before you lose them.
Life just comes once.
Love it while you live it.

☻I decided to send you the cutest
and sweetest gift of the world.
But the postman shouted at me saying,
Get out of the post box.

☻Life without love is like a fruitless tree,
but
Life without friends is like rootless tree.
Tree can live without fruit but not without root!

☻Carry a heart that never hates,
Carry a smile that never fades,
Carry a touch that never hurts,
and always
Carry a relationship that never breaks.

☻As precious as u r to me,
As precious no one can ever be,
I know friends r hard to choose,
But u r a friend I never want to lose.

☻Money says EARN me lot,
Time says PLAN me lot,
Flower says LOVE me lot,
Study says LEARN me lot,
SMS says SEND me lot,
And l say REMEMBER me lot.

☻U want and u get
U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life



☻Memories have their strange ways.
They leave you alone.
When you are in a crowd.
But when you are alone.
They stand around you like a crowd.

☻If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my �FRIEND� u r the �BEST�!

☻My cell had accident with MOTOROLA,
Admit in LG hospital,
SAMSUNG nagar.
Dr.Nokia says matter is serious.
SMS Needed.
so plz Donate some SMS urgently.

☻Rose is Famous 4 Grace…
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case…
Horses r Famous 4 Race…
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face…!
have a nice day

☻“I Trust You”
is a better compliment
than “I Love You”
because you may not always
trust the person you love
but you can always
love the person you trust.



☻I wanna keep3 things: . .
The SUN
The MOON
&
My friends
Sun 4 daytime
Moon for night time &
U.My dear friend 4 LIFETIME


☻If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back to you, its yours forever.
If it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be.

☻When a message is sent from a distance,
you can’t see the faces,
you can’t see the smiles,
but you can see the care
that truly comes from heart !

☻In life when you face choices,
just toss a coin,
not bcoz it settles the quest.
But,
While the coin is in the air,
you’ll know what your heart is hoping for.

☻Don’t let someone become your everything,
because when they’re gone you have nothing!

☻Speaking Without Egos,
Loving Without Intentions,
Caring Without Expectations
&
Praying Without Selfishness,
is The Sign of “TRUE Relation”.



☻Relationship requires little efforts………..
Even when friends are busy with their
own lives, a simple sms reminds each
other that…….
“U r not forgotten”


☻Be close with someone who makes you happy…!
But be much closer to that person
who can’t be happy without you…!

☻Soooooo…. simple but so attractive.
so.. enlightning but so cool.
so moving but so still.
So… quite but so popular.
So romantic but still single.
It’s the tragedy of MOON:-

☻FRIENDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.
Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.
Strong like IRON.
Kind like MOTHER.
& cute like ME.

☻when you share yourself with others,
life begins to find its meaning.
But the time you touch the hearts of others,
it is the moment you truely start living.

☻A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest, a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is u.

☻Heart said to eyes Don’t see more
bcoz you see & I suffer.
Eyes said to Heart Dont think more
Bcoz you feel & I cry.

☻Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.
That is why it is called “the
present”.
Live in “the present” and make
your life beautiful today

☻FOUR FACTS to live better life ;
1ST: Never say sorry to the one , who LIKES you.
2ND: Never say Bye to the one , who NEEDS you.
3RD: Never Blame the one , who really TRUSTS you.
4TH: Never forget the one , who always REMEMBERS you

☻Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …

☻A Single Harsh Word Spoken
At The Time Of Anger Is So Poisonous
That It Makes Us To forget The
100 Lovable Conversations Within Seconds.

☻In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so
BE HAPPY FOREVER

☻Good behavior can cover the lack of good looks
But good looks can never cover the lack of good behavior
so keep your behavior at the best level

☻I’m on a mission!
Mission to avoid You,
To forget You,
To not to talk to You,
To not to think about You anymore…

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
In short…
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!!

☻When you are to fast to get somewhere,
You miss the fun of getting there.
Life is not a race,
so take it slower
and
enjoy the music before the song’s over !

☻One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little “HEART” said to brain
“U” NEED msgs but i need “FRIENDSHIP”

☻When I was a kid.
I wanted to grow up soon.
Now that I grown up,
I realize that wounded emotions
and broken hearts.

☻It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

☻If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.



☻If i had
one last wish
before i die …
My last wish
would be that ,
you will never cry


☻True care will never go unrecognized,
though one often makes mistakes in valuing it,
But one will definitly understand once when they start missing it.

☻Man to God:
“Please Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life…”
God Smiled And Replied:
“I Have Given You
Life To Enjoy Everything…”

☻I wish an angel of
Mercy always sits
Next to you
&
Covers you with gentle
Wings
So that,
You walk wrapped in
Allah’s grace,
Protected & peaceful forever

☻Life is like a mirror.
If you frown at it,
it frowns back.
If you smile at it,
it returns the greeting.



☻Everything is incomplete without ME
..mory
Co..dy
Ti..
Ga..
So..thing
..aning
Even this ..ssage!

So dont forget ME.


☻GOD never takes a day off
to love, care ,guide & protect us
in every moment of our lives
may his presence be with you
today and always

☻The world is a very bad place to live,
not because it is full of bad people,
but because good people remain silent!!



☻Happiness Keeps u Sweet,
Sorrows Keep u Human
Failure Keeps u Humble,
Success Keeps u glowing
& GOD Keeps u Going.

Have a blessed life!


☻A beautiful quote.
If your eyes are sweet,
you will love the world.
But
If your tongue is sweet,
the world will love you.



☻Taking sips of coffee
Lying in cozy bed with Blanket around
Reading novel or Watching movie
Long gossips with Friends !
Rain with soft music
Long walk on Sea shore at night
With a cup of tea In hand
All u can enjoy cause

It’s winter again !!


☻Life has no rewinds no forwards.
It unfolds itself at its own pace.
So never miss a chance to live today
to make a beautiful story of tomorrow!
Gööd Morning!

☻Great people talk about things.
Small people talk about other people.
And legends never talk they send sms

☻Hold Ten roses in your hand and stand before a mirror.
You will see Eleven roses..

☻Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy & happiness.

☻“Gift” of “SALAM”
wrapped with “AFFECTION”
tied with “CARE”
&
sealed with “DUA”
2
keep u safe & happy today & always.

☻7 RULES TO BE HAPPY…..
1. Never hate…..
2. Don’t worry…..
3. Live simple…..
4. Expect a little…..
5. Give a lot…..
6. Always smile…..
7. Have a person like me who always remember you …..

☻to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..
to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..
but,to see all of this,look at the mirror….!!!!!!

☻The Biggest mystery of Maths:
1000s of years passed , millions of theorems derived ,
100s of formula Made but still…….. ‘x‘ is unknown!!!!!!!

☻When You give your heart When time comes for you to give your heart to someone,
Make sure you select someone who will never break your heart,
Because broken hearts has never spare parts. Write on Bricks

☻Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing?
And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly…
Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever

☻To live a life i need heartbeat,
2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
to have happiness i need a friend,
and 4 a friend i need U ALWAYS

☻I smile at whom i like
I cry for whom i care
I share with whom i love
I laugh with whom i enjoy,
I sms only to those whom i never want to loose.

☻A beautiful thought!!
The person who can explain the meaning
of color to a blind can explain
anything & everything in life!

☻If you have a smile & you don’t use it.
It means you have an account
of million dollars in bank
But
You have no check book.

☻Well wisher is not
who meets you everyday
&
talk to you everyday.
Well wisher is one
who may or may not meet you
but always think of you & your happines.

☻One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!

☻when someone hurts you and you didn’t hurt back
when someone shouts at you and you didn’t shout back
but
when someone needs you
you always come back

☻A busy life makes prayers harder,
But prayers make a hard and busy life easier.
So always keep praying and
remember me in your prayers.

☻Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U.
Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U.
Love is 4 caring, I Care 4 U.
Angels r 4 keeping, Can I keep U…?

☻Sacrifice is greater than Love.
Character is greater than Beauty.
Humanity is greater than Wealth.
But Nothing is greater than Good Relations.

☻Happiest people don’t have
“Every thing best” in life.
They just make the “Best of Every thing”
that life brings their way!!
Stay happy!!

☻I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.

☻PERFECTION is Impossible to be Achieved Completely
by Anyone in this World.
Bt if you Keep Chasing PERFECTION,
Somewhere on the way you may Catch EXCELLENCE!

☻Never think more about Past,
It brings Tears
Don’t think more about Future,
It brings Fears
Think More about ME
Which Always Brings Cheers.

☻There r some of the romantic countries in the WORLD,
“H.O.L.L.A.N.D”
Hop Our Love Last And Never Dies…
“I.T.A.L.Y”
I Trust And Love You…
“L.I.B.Y.A”
Love Is Beautiful You Also…
And this is my Favourite….
“F.R.A.N.C.E”
Friendship Remains And Never Can End…

☻Some friends forget
Some move away
Some keep silent
Some just change
But I’m not 1 of them.
I’m here just 4 two moments
.. now & 4ever…!!:)

☻Tips To Beat The Summer
1- Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2- Cover Your Head When Outside
3- Eat Vegetables
But Most Important
4- Message Me Daily Bcoz I M So Coool..:-)

☻I could fill a 1000 pages
telling U how I feel,
and still U would not understand.. So
now I leave w/o a sound,
except my heart shattering
as it hits the ground.

☻Don’t be disappointed
if the world refuses to help you.
Remember de words of Einstein:
“I m thankful to all those
who said NO to me.
Its bcoz of thm, I did it myself.”

☻When You’re Angry At Someone
and Get Irritated Time To Time
But You Still Can’t Live Without Him/Her Then
It’s True Relation”..!

☻If time doesn’t wait for you,
don’t worry!
Just remove the battery from the clock
and enjoy life…!
Great people great thoughts

☻AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

☻This curious green world
Give me split second for love
The way I live the way I respect
No one can think no one can give
My feelings are new hard cored
for me world is no more

☻Life is a journey that is not meant to be made safely.
I want to live my life in a way
that when I get really old,
I look back at my life and say:
Aah I lived it, not survived it.

☻Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
But,
Today is gift that’s why
It is called Present…

☻Ur sky is as much as u’d want to reach,
ur life is as lonely as u’d like to make;
Ur joy is as much as u decide to feel,
ur nite is as long as you decide to wake.
No one sets the limit for u,
no one can etch the span of the sky,
all u need to do is rise,
spread ur wings & decide to fly.

☻Bye is a little word that causes so much pain.
The person you hold now might never meet you again.
So never say “Bye”
always say “Meet you Again”
Or “see you soon”
Send it to those whom you never want to say ‘BYE’ in your life.

☻The hardest part of
missing friends
is not their absence,
it’s when you think
of all those good times
and ask yourself,
‘will those moments ever
happen again?’

☻Sweet is your
“Nature”
Dear is your
“Name”
As Earth wants
“Water”
Flower Wants
“Dew”
i want nothing
But
“Happiness”
for U

☻Never be proud nor depressed for
what you are and the position you hold in society!
Remember,
When the game of CHESS is over,
both KING and PAWNS go in same box!

☻When problems are so big
and your strength is no longer enough to carry them,
don’t giv up.
Where your strength ends,
the grace of God begins with.

☻U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media.

☻I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!

☻Smile is a language of love,
smile is a source to win heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality
so keep smiling

☻Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life

☻I kept your name in my JOURNAL,
and posted you in the LEDGER of my heart,
you wont be classified as FIXED ASSETS,
because the MARKET VALUE of friendship
will never DEPRECIATE from heart.


☻I think U r very careless!!!
U come & leave things behind!!!!
See now what u have left??
U just came in my mind &
left a smile on my face….

☻Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy to make others happy !

☻So sweet is ur SMILE…..
So sweet is ur STYLE…..
So sweet is ur VOICE…..
So sweet is ur EYE…….
See how sweetly I LIE!!



☻Why do we close our Eyes
When we Pray
When we Cry
When we Dream
When we Kiss
Because the Most BEAUTIFUL thing in life are not seen.
But felt by the heart!
DEFINITELY U,My Friend:) !



☻Thought for the day”
Always be the reason of someone’s happiness never just a part of it.
Be a part of someone’s sadness never the reason for it.

☻Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me



☻A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life


☻Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego…Thats Good Life…

☻WORDS
and
HEARTS
should be handled carefully,
Because words when
SPOKEN
&
Hearts when
BROKEN
are the hardest things to repair

☻Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!

☻Making a million friends is not an achievement,
The achievement is to make
“A” friend who will stand by you
when a million are against you….!

☻Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
“Why me?”
Instead say
“Try Me!”

☻SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY….
Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means:
S-Some,
O-One Is,
R-Really,
R-Remembering,
Y-You…..Have A wonderful day